All Hail the UBER Tap!

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I don’t often freely admit when I cry. But this is a special case. When I found this thing I shed a few tears of joy at the shear genius and beauty of the The Uber Tap. Not only does it sport three, yes three, spouts but also a foot pump. A foot pump! I’m not sure it gets much better than this.

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Long lines at the keg may be a thing of the past. Unless of course you get a long of guys standing around “Oooing and Ahhing” at the Uberness of this Ubertap. Fits to kegs for Budweiser, Coors, Miller, Sam Adams, Sierra Nevada, Labatt’s, Molson and most other American beers, is less than a hundred bucks and is, well, Uber.

The foot pedal has a built in one way deal that ensures a smooth pumping motion and prevents all that foam you can get out of some standard keg taps. The nice thing is you can pump and pour at the same time…and monitor the pressure vs. foam ratio as it goes. You know your buddy that always over pumps the keg and the next four guys get red plastic cups of foam? We all know that guy. The space age Uber Tap can keep his unskilled pumping skills at bay.

Now! For the more rowdy and younger crowd there are often keg stands, right? See where I’m going with this? Three keg stands on one keg?! Oh yes. The risk of bodily harm is somewhat high on this but, as they say, no pain - no gain. As the night wears on the ability to pull this highly technical and logistical feat will be the stuff of legends. You’ll have three contenders, probably two “holders” each and a keg pumper…ten people jammed around a keg? Is it possible? It may be. Now that’s just good clean fun right there.

One of the most important rules of any and all parties is keep the refreshments flowing. Don’t stick your keg or bar in a far back corner that is tough to get to or hard to get more than one or two people around at a time.