It’s no fun unless you can open it

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It happens. You splurge on some good bottled beer for your party, the kind without the twist of tops, and nobody can get their freaking beers open. Everyone wanders around with that dazed look of mild panic asking, “Is there a bottle opener?” Of course you have one but someone stuck it in their pocket fifteen minutes ago and totally forgot about it. And what happens next? Your buddies are popping the tops off on the edge of your table, the deck posts and god know what else. Then “Weird Bob” tries to pry a top off with his teeth and it all goes down hill from there. I’ve seen it all before.

Long story short grab a couple of these Metal Bottle Openers and screw them to your deck bar or fence or table leg or somewhere. Two screws and you’ll never look for a bottle opener again. For less than eight bucks you can’t go wrong here. And for your friends that ‘need a little help’ at times there are helpful instructions right on the top. If they can’t figure out “Open Bottle Here” (with a helpful arrow pointing at the right spot) maybe you don’t invite them to your next party. Just a thought.

They sell a little metal pan thing that you are supposed to screw to the wall under the Metal bottle openers to catch the tops. But, I mean, is that really necessary? Just stick a trash can under the thing to catch the tops as they pop off. Let’s not get out of control here.