Smoke your party

Why the hell would I need smoke bombs at a deck party? If you’re asking yourself this question it’d be better if you just skipped this article and went on to look at how to make wine bottle tiki torches. Go ahead…it’s okay. We’re not judging. 

Now, for those of you who fully understand why you without a doubt need smoke bombs at a deck party here we are: assorted colors, a case of 72 and they can be shipped to your doorstep. To your door! Remember the good old days were you’d have to go out into the middle of nowhere to the fireworks stand to get something as simple as a smoke bomb? With the wonder of the Internet you can order them online and they send them to you…it’s fantastic!

Depending on how close your neighbors are you may or may not want to let them know about the upcoming smoke bombing. A couple of beers + a few smoke bombs + a fussy neighbor = fire fighters and/or cops. No good. It’s just better if those fellas either stay away from a party or are specifically invited. Best bet is to simply have all your neighbors at the party in the first place. Order smoke bombs right now.